I don’t even know where to start. What a day.
The other night I was hanging with friends in downtown Nashville and caught a glimpse of Printer’s Alley. I thought it was unique and funky and awesome and would make for some great photographs. So I set out this evening to snap a few before sunset. Sounds pretty simple.
I got downtown and couldn’t find a parking spot close to Printer’s Alley or any of the other bars and buildings I wanted to photograph. Not that shocking but still, I was hoping to get lucky.
That’s what he said.
Sorry, I had to.
I was at the Ryman catching a Grace Potter show on Sunday night–which was incredible BTdubs, and Lindsey had shown me a great place for parking downtown that was free-ninety-free. I was so proud that I remembered where it was. When you move to a new city, you always feel a little insecure when you drive. You have know idea where you are going and even if you do know what restaurant, salon or office you are headed to, you have no clue how to actually get there and where to park. The fact that I knew where to park for free in downtown Nashville and got there without getting lost was a miracle.
Unfortunately, that is where my luck ended for the evening. I hopped out of my car, camera in hand and just started walking. I found Printer’s Alley, took a thousand photos and felt soooooooooooooooo gosh darn inspired. Nothing could stop me. I would roam the streets of downtown Nashville and take so many photos that my index finger would be calloused the next morning. And even if the sun went down and I wasn’t finished, I would practice night photography and meet people in the streets and enjoy this beautiful city as I roamed alone.
HA.
YEAH RIGHT.
I got super tired. Like, super duper tired. Nashville is super hilly, ya heard? The Delta flatland is way better for fatty photographers that love putting butter and cheese on everything. Just saying.
I had attempted to walk from Printer’s Alley to The Stage, a place I had been a thousand times, but somehow never found it. I got turned around and was walking in the wrong direction for 30 minutes. Genius. And when I finally did find the main downtown strip where I wanted to take some seriously cool pictures of all the big signs and lights and country music bars, feeling extremely winded and tired but happy to have reached my final destination and get on with the photography, I turned on my camera and it was flashing low battery.
Snapped one photo of one bar sign and it went dead.
I was so annoyed. Frustrated and tired from getting lost, I decided to walk back to my car and call it a night. I could always come back and photograph the downtown strip later on that week. No biggie. But of course, I got lost again.
Couldn’t find the car. Nope. Not anywhere. I looked and looked and looked and turned and turned and turned and the more I turned the more I got turned around and next thing you know I’m panicking at the thought of never ever ever ever seeing Luke and the farm and the dogs again.
Ha. Maybe not that panicked. But I was super tired and a little uneasy about being lost in downtown Nashville as the sun was going down, all alone with fancy camera equipment. Not the best scenario for a caucasian female with no background in Taekwondo.
I called Lindsey’s boyfriend Dominick. He was born and raised in Nashville. He could get help me find my car.
“DOMINICK, UM, I HAVE NO CLUE WHERE I AM AND I LOST MY CAR AND I’M ALONE AND KINDA SCARED BECAUSE THERE ARE LOTS OF DARK ALLEYWAYS AND I’M A GIRL AND I JUST DIDN’T KNOW WHO TO CALL AND LINDSEY ISN’T ANSWERING HER PHONE.”
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“DOM?????”
“Yeah I’m here. I’m not sure where you are. Where did you park?”–he says calmly.
“UM THE SAME PLACE LINDSEY PARKS FOR FREE. YA KNOW THAT SPOT?”
“Hmm that doesn’t really help. But I’m on the other line with Lindsey and I will get her to call you right now.”
“YES! THANKS!”
Lindsey calls and in the exact moment the phone is ringing, I make one more left turn and bam, I know exactly where I am and I’m so close to my car. I tell her I’m fine and proceed to climb in the car and get home in one piece. Success!
I was so happy to get home, look at my photos and at least feel proud that I went out and photographed Printer’s Alley and enjoyed–to some extent–my evening in downtown Nashville. My favorite shots came from this one bar called The Brass Stables.
I loved how the lights were strung across the alleyway, the shape of the sign and the angle I could take on the photograph. I probably took 400 photos of The Brass Stables. I couldn’t wait to see how they all turned out.

I got home and googled “Printer’s Alley” to find out more about its history so I could post my photos and write one of those really informative blogs where people learn something knew and say things like “Oh I didn’t know that! Really? Wow, Kallie! That is so interesting!”
Turns out, The Brass Stables is a strip club.
So now I have all of these amazing photos of a strip club? I saw that it said Play and Dance Theatre but I literally thought this was Nashville and people were just playing and dancing! I’m so dadgum naive sometimes. Naive or dumb? Don’t answer that.
Enjoy these pictures and for anyone who loves strip clubs, please purchase a Brass Stables photo so that one good thing can come from this ridiculous evening.
The End.
Photography tip: I like photographing signs and buildings with a wide angle lense. It lets you get the entire building even though you are standing within five or ten feet from the front door. You could get your toes, the entire building and the sky and clouds, all in the same picture. Wide angle lenses rock. I bought this one HERE. (and I’m still paying it off!)





















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